Review

Law School Finals:

Strength: Unyielding, exasperating. Anacondalike.

Flavoring: Bitter. Burnt hair and napalm, undertones of old coffee beans. Strong aftertaste of despair.

Taste: Camphor, medicinal. Like a New England herbal cough remedy, circa 1792.

Room note: Fear.

Summation: One more, then never again.