The Most Dangerous Animal in Africa

This debate must be settled once and for all. The most dangerous animal in Africa was my grandfather, Jasper Moses Williams. He's the only man in recorded history to kill 2 elephants with one bullet. He cut off the feet of the elephants and used them as bar stools for the bar in his den made of zebra, lion, and gazelle fur. Since his death, a bunch of his creepy-ass animal heads have ended up at my house and my 19 month old daughter is now watched over by the head of a Greater Kudu. She finds it amusing.