"Obesity is the terror within. Unless we do something about it, the magnitude of the dilemma will dwarf 9-11 or any other terrorist attempt." says Richard Cramona, surgeon general of the United States.
Ummm.....oooookay. While I'm not the type of guy who cowers under a wooden school desk everytime the terror alert color code changes, I still think terrorism is at least a little more serious than, you know, fat people.
Also, I just realized I had no idea who the surgeon general of our nation was. Guess his opinion isn't going to shift any budgetary priorities this fiscal year.
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The fat kid does not want your fear, respect, pity, or love, Gus. The fat kid only commands your obedience.
Obedience is victory. Victory is life. (Sorry, I'm watching Deep Space Nine right now.)
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