Looks fun (for 12 pages)

Then I stopped reading. That's an option, right?

Actually, it seems kinda cool, classifying and categorizing and making rules for the smooth (well, theoretically) functioning of society.

Last night I went to Mayor Bloomberg's primary night party, celebrating the facts that he a) is rich; b) had no primary; and c) is going to win in November. It was weird, which I'll write more about later and, to be fair, was likely a function of my going there by myself and knowing only two people there, both of whom had to work at the party. One of them was David Parker, who seemed to be having fun. And by the end of the night, I had a pretty alright time myself.