Tracy and I cooked a large Easter dinner for family last night, complete with roast leg of lamb. Some additional thoughts on Easter and Jesus Christ:
-Like a vampire, church services involve (symbolic) blood-drinking (grape juice if you're a high church Protestant). Unlike a vampire, we drink Jesus's blood. Therefore,
-Jesus can probably only see himself in a mirror.
-Jesus probably loves garlic.
-Jesus can turn into a lamb(?)
-Jesus definitely has no problem whatsoever with holy water, blessed items, or crosses displayed everywhere.
Other additional Eastertide thoughts.
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