The Swiss have invaded Liechtenstein!
Initial reports of Swiss casualties are light. Good thing the population of Liechtenstein is known more for its investment banking resources than its intractable clan warfare. What I would do as the Swiss at this point is start preparing for the inevitable Liechtensteiner insurgency through a hearts-and-minds campaign consisting of cuckoo clocks, clever pocket knives, and anonymously numbered bank accounts.
Seriously, though, if that's what passes for an invasion I myself plan to invade Liechtenstein next summer. I predict that eventually this will evolve from a casual pasttime to a candidate for inclusion in the 2108 Summer Olympics, which I will watch as a disembodied brain with great enjoyment from my nanotube nutrient bath.
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